At dinner tonight, my business associate mentioned that, although the fallopian tubes may not be edible, they may indeed be australian. and that got me to thinking: if we could assign internal organs to countries, where would everything go?
here's a list, with the assistance of said business associate:
gall bladder: iran
testes: fiji
urethra: micronesia
bone marrow: yugoslavia
pituitary gland: new york city, because it's its own country BAM
liver: ireland
thyroid: that shit's going to guam
toenail interior skeleon: faulkland islands
stomach: russia, AKA united states BAM
balls (not testes): italy
large intestine: my butthole, because it's its own country BAM
Since there are no other organs, this list is both complete and accurate. I hope you've all enjoyed being educated by us, the two most prominent professors at northwestern university.
como estas beetchas,
MC today the rivers run red with burgundy's bloo
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