Right after the end of the civil war, crazed actor/activist john wilkes booth assassinated abraham lincoln in washington, dc. if john wilkes booth had a cell phone, the following people would have been in it:
charlton heston/NRA hotline
lee harvey oswald
robert e lee
lebron james (he's on every celebrity's speed dial)
the state of mississippi
ford theater ticket sales
the insane clown posse
the racist actor's guild
osama
lots of white people
and i know what you're about to say, but realize: if jwb didn't observe the laws of the land, he probably didn't observe the laws of time either.
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Good for people to know.
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