Girls Are Fucking Nuts, Part 2: I Want to Have Sex in a Hot Pool of Blood

The latest example of female insanity occured on my couch a few hours ago, when my roommate's company for the evening informed him that:

1--her greatest fantasy is to have sex in a hot pool of blood
2--her grandfather was shot 44 times in the chest
3--her mother is a crack whore in inwood, and her father is an alcoholic
4--her boyfriend beat her
5--she was molested by her uncle for 5 years
6--she was beaten by all of her aunts and uncles
7--she attempted suicide
8--after her boyfriend kicked her in the face, she tried to kill him by pouring febreze in to his water. she waited until he was foaming at the mouth before she called an ambulance.
9--she wanted to brush her teeth with semen
10--she had sex with her half-german boyfriend while he was dressed up like hitler and she was dressed like a nazi girl. she wore an armband for full effect.
11--her blind-in-one-eye brother spent five years in jail, and now he rebuilds windows for houses damaged by hurricane katrina
12--one pierced nipple, one innie nipple (like a belly button)

It's about 4:30 in the morning, so he's having trouble remembering more specifics. But when he does, I'll be sure to update this enraptured audience. For now, join me in re-reading items 1, 8, 9, 10 and trying scientifically decipher if a crazier girl could possibly exist.
Is she a victim of circumstance? Certainly. But that doesn't explain the hitler, or blood, or her choice in toothpaste. So you tell me--are girls all crazy, or is there one, tucked away behind a cast-iron chastity belt, who has her psyche in working order? come on, i'm desperate and despondent...please point me to one normal girl (evy doesn't count, i already know she's sane).

Stay crazy double xx chromosomes,
mc looking for unpsychotic love