Wednesday, February 21, 2007

If John Wilkes Booth had a Cell Phone

Right after the end of the civil war, crazed actor/activist john wilkes booth assassinated abraham lincoln in washington, dc. if john wilkes booth had a cell phone, the following people would have been in it:

charlton heston/NRA hotline

lee harvey oswald

robert e lee

lebron james (he's on every celebrity's speed dial)

the state of mississippi

ford theater ticket sales

the insane clown posse

the racist actor's guild


lots of white people

and i know what you're about to say, but realize: if jwb didn't observe the laws of the land, he probably didn't observe the laws of time either.

1 comment:

Erma said...

Good for people to know.