Wednesday, February 21, 2007

If John Wilkes Booth had a Cell Phone

Right after the end of the civil war, crazed actor/activist john wilkes booth assassinated abraham lincoln in washington, dc. if john wilkes booth had a cell phone, the following people would have been in it:

charlton heston/NRA hotline

lee harvey oswald

robert e lee

lebron james (he's on every celebrity's speed dial)

the state of mississippi

ford theater ticket sales

the insane clown posse

the racist actor's guild

osama

lots of white people



and i know what you're about to say, but realize: if jwb didn't observe the laws of the land, he probably didn't observe the laws of time either.

1 comment:

Erma said...

Good for people to know.