Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Much Ado About Schoolwork

Now, this will come as a shock to no one, but it is worth mentioning; the entire institution of American organized education is backwards. The system, ideally instituted, would pit a limited number of students in a bright, airy room with an instructor of equal or superior intelligence. The actuality, though, is far less impressive--as evidenced by failing test scores and the meteoric rise to fame of Doogie Howser, who was a doctor before he took on puberty.
Schoolwork, then, if one follows this logic, is an incorrect tool. Only those who ignore it, shun it, and realize its pointlessness will get MD's before they get laid, while those who assign it great weight will find the road to success a great wait.
And now, with the world watching, here is my new sign-off.

Go fuck yourself san diego,
capn crunch with crunchberries with whole milk with dehydrated strawberries with jack daniels for breakfast

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