I don't have so much time to blog today, for the following three reasons:
1-Blogging sucks
2-I don't want to die and get sent to hell for spending too much time blogging instead of giving charity
3-I have three midterms tomorrow
Feel free to ignore reasons 1 and 2.
Anyway, I was talking with a close business associate on Friday morning (hell yeah, Mons), and a revolutionary concept was born: to create a system of currency so inherently harmful that all those who handle it die instantly. Impossible? Not quite.
So, the following is a list--an abbreviated list, but a list nonetheless--of the deadliest hypothetical money systems one could ever imagine.
Ninja stars
poison darts
hand grenades
beds of spikes
martha stewart
daytime television trading cards
small daggers
sharp kimono threads
the bullets that killed tupac shakur and biggie (we'd all have to share)
elastic with lethal snap-back speed
Any other ideas are certainly valid, but are not welcome in my country. Passports can be obtained at the post office, and--listen up, because this is the most important element of any country I might or might not create--all warfare will be conducted through, and only through, the wielding of currency. No other weapons allowed, except for chuck norris.
Stay classy San Diego,
DJ Blogger
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